Ubah Sikit.

Hari ini aku baru tengok design baru.
Sekarang makin senang la nk ubah template.
Maybe we can say bye bye to coding? Ntah.

Apa nak buat untuk cari duit cuti nih? Ada yang cadangkan macam-macam benda.
Tapi entahlaaa..
Macam nak rehat dulu. :)

Cerita Saya

Cerita Mengenai Saya Dinukil Oleh Ex...
Bukan ExGirl, tapi Ex-Rumate

http://kedaikopikami.blogspot.com/

Ha Ha Ha

Aku jumpa benda nih time tengah cari soalan interview. Saja la tengok-tengok soalan-soalan apa yang orang tanya time interview. Kata nak start cari kerja. Hahaha. Tapi merapu kaw-kaw cert betoi la soalan nih. Tapi its quite tricky jugak :P

Story One

Employer: Do you have a boyfriend?
Candidate: I have.
Employer: Is he working locally?
Candidate: No. He is working Overseas.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you!
Candidate: Why?
Employer: You will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my company doesn?t want to pay extra expenses on the overseas calls just because of you.

Story II

Employer: Any girl friends?
Candidate: No.
Employer: So far chased any before?
Candidate: Have, but not successful.
Employer: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
Candidate: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider this personal issue.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
Candidate: Why?
Employer: You are lacking of public relation skills and confidence!!

Story III

Employer: Any girlfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is she pretty?
Candidate: Not quite.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
Candidate: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
Employer: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because my company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV

Employer: Any girlfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is she pretty?
Candidate: yes
Employer: Is she your first lover?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V

Employer: Any girlfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is she your first lover?
Candidate: No. Have a few already.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper!)

Story VI

Employer: Any boyfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is he rich?
Candidate: No.
Employer: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

Employer: Any boyfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is he rich?
Candidate: Yes, very rich. He owns a company.
Employer: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't even want to employ you, neither do we!
Candidate: But, there is no position in his company.
Employer: Then, what is your qualification?
Candidate: Secretary!
Employer: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness will affect your managers' working spirits.
Candidate: But, I am not pretty at all.
Employer: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested in you!!

Kepada warga UTP.

Assalamualaikum dan Selamat sejahtera,

Secara tak rasminya , aku dah habis belajar di UTP. Paper last aku 21 may haritu. Maka secara tak rasminya aku dah boleh dikatakan tamat pengajian di sini. Banyak tujuan aku menulis kali ini. Dan aku rasa aku patut menulis benda nih. Walaupun agak formal dan aku baca balik muka aku jadi merah.

Eloklah kalau aku mulakan dengan ucapan terima kasih kepada semua rakan-rakan yang pernah menolong aku secara langsung dan tak langsung sepanjang kehidupan aku di sini.
Insya Allah , aku ingat semua jasa baik dan budi kawan-kawan tak kira lah lelaki atau perempuan. Kepada budak-budak IT/IS yang selalu tolong aku masa buat programming dan semua benda-benda yang aku tak mampu buat , aku ucapkan terima kasih sangat-sangat.

Keduanya aku nak minta maaf kepada sesiapa yang aku pernah sakitkan hati dia dengan ucapan-ucapan ,maki-makian , perli-perlian , ayam-ayaman dan bermacam-macam method lagi. Aku minta maaf. Yang pernah terasa atau masih terasa aku , aku minta maaf. Kalau ada aku main futsal kasar , tertackle , dan macam-macam lagi pon harap dapat dimaafkan.

Aku pun maafkan segala benda yang tak best pernah jadi dekat aku sepanjang aku stadi kat sini.

Segala makan minum termasuk aktiviti , rasa sikit , pow sikit ,cubit sikit , tengok sikit , test , ujian kesedapan dan ujian keracunan yang pernah aku buat semasa kita makan harap dapat dihalalkan.Kalaulah ada aku pinjam duit tapi tak settle lagi boleh lah bagitau aku. (yang takdak jangan dok mereka-mereka haha). Harap segala yang dimakan dan diminum itu diredhakan oleh kawan-kawan yang baik lagi berperkerti mulia.heheh.

Diharap boleh berjumpa lagi masa hadapan dengan keadaan yang lebih elok dari sekarang.
Boleh la add facebook (alamat gtalk tambah at gmail.com) aku atau gtalk (anwar.bobo) kalau nak add la.

Semoga semua berjaya dan dirahmati Allah.

Assalamualaikum. Jumpa lagi nanti!